Easy simple steps to the Shokoloza

As a white South African I find it difficult to integrate myself with the African culture. Seeing that a white person is represented with two left feet. I have formulated simple steps to a simple African dance called the "Shokoloza". This will help white people mix well and become popular among the black crowds.

1. Stick your ass out
2. Bend your knees slightly
3. know find a person close by 
4. move your butt left to right and up an down
5. while doing step 4 you have to say the word "Shokoloza" several time.

Theses five steps will have you jamming in no time with the locals in Thembisa and Alexandra. Now go and get you Tsotsi on!